So... There is this animal planet show called "fatal attraction" It's basically about people that love crazy, dangerous animals. Tonight (on Netflix), I'm watching one about a guy that kept a hyena as a pet in an apartment in Miami Beach. The guy said, "the first 2 weeks were absolute hell. He would howl and talk all night long. He chewed through the plumbing in the bathroom. He would start at one end of the apartment and run at full speed to the other side and crash into the wall. He wouldn't do anything he didn't want to." Sound familiar to anyone else?