I came home a couple days ago and, while Diesel typically greets me with great gusto, at this particular time he was absolutely bonkers! Jumping, yipping, pushing, barking, singing up and down, and all of it was with a happy heart. He usually does that when I come home and he's done something bad, but this time he was so joyful in his reaction I was curious. Was I gone that long? Had he done something bad and was oddly proud of it? No to both. He had found the tin of cheap-o cookies in the garbage and promptly gave himself a sugar rush by eating 3/4s of the cookies. I was expecting to see them later as he was acting nauseous, but all that happened was the sugar low crash. I had a good laugh.

Willow has eaten a corner of our love seat. Since getting Willow, Bane has been on his best behavior and has not [knock on wood] eaten anything.

Mishka ate a huge bug today, it would have been a lizard, but I thankfully managed to pick the lizard up and stick it under our deck. Poor thing is going to die anyway though, but I'd rather that than having to wrestle it from my crazy puppy.

Vixen: a foam paint brush and a flip flop

Zelda: a cardboard box, a wooden bench, a leash, a sweatshirt, a reusable tote and a live chicken. Grrrr...

OhI forgot the pack of Orbit and Lifesavers. They shared those....

Earplugs, rocks, rabbit foot keychain, snake, June bugs, frogs, baby bunny, and she has the strangest affinity for paper products

My turn! Maya ate one whole peach and sampled four more(ate half) not sure why she didn't eat all of them. Then, being the good girl she is and concerned about her oral heath, she ate a tube of crest and a thing of dental floss (didn't really eat the floss just chewed the container. Mom will be so impressed with her when she gets home.

Toilet paper seems to be Eska,s paper of choice these days she learned to slip the roll off the one in our upstairs bathroom (it is open at one end). Then about a month I heard a noise while I was  sitting the couch coming from our down stairs bathroom and out she comes with the toilet paper   it is not open on one end she has to lift and then she slips it  

Lucian ate part of his plastic toy bin, mulch, crayons, rabbit poop, part of the baseboard in my kitchen, sticks, and all sorts of bugs. He's tried to eat any kind of paper he can find on walks, including used tissues, gross!

Oh just the baseboards outside our the bedroom... ugh.

Not eaten but shredded, jasper decided my bed it the enemy shredded the pillows started to chew the matress and now started ripping the blanket i had to wrap all the pillow fluff into in order to have a pillow. He also started to chew a wooden shelf at the end of the bed. And since bellas snapped two cables on me now i had to put her outside on the 20' foot leash until tommorow and i caught him trying to chew the leash off the porch. Jas has become an ass this week.

Yeah, my dog ain't so bad I guess.

OH MY GOD! Just got a phone call from Kevin and while he was making his lunch Loki swiped the TV remote off the coffee table and kinda crunched it. It sorta works but on top of the day I have been having I don't need to know that my 3 month old TV now has a sort functioning remote. I swear that Dog is part goat

A model car that used to be worth money. Now it only has three tires and the bumper is gone. Perhaps some day I will run across it deposited in the yard somewhere.

Nothing recently, he only destroys toys now but before we had a crate for him this happened.


After we got him a crate we accidentally left a pillow on it so this happened.

Whoa! And here I was worried that my husky was the only one who did these sort of things. I thought maybe I wasnt giving him enough exercise, which would result to everything being destroyed. Im guessing thats not the case? haha. So far, I have lost about 5 socks, my one shoe, pillow corner is ripped and gross, a rag, and rope, and more things Im obv forgetting. I dont think I want to remember everything.

He tried eating something gross o the road once, I had to hold him still and try to pry his jaws open. It was easy when he was tiny, but now it takes all my energy and strength. Granted Im no Hercules LoL

His favorite thing is socks though. He did that a LOT. We had to keep him far away from the laundry room. As of Now, he doesnt go for them anymore, unless he has gotten a lot more stealthy and has had a few without anyone noticing -_-

The green beans Carol had just picked for supper, two ears of sweet corn, and didn't actually eat them but had about five beats rolled around the living room, I'm thinking she maybe thought they were balls. I figure I'm way ahead loosing a few vegetables as oppose to furniture or something really unhealthy for her.

[quote="Oscelot"]Nothing recently, he only destroys toys now but before we had a crate for him this happened.


That pastel pink could have made ME chew up the bathroom:lol!: 

Mishka got a hold of my paddle brush and decided it was a nice chew toy. He elegantly swiped a receipt off the bed and ate it (I think he pooped it out later that day too). Other than that he has managed to eat an ant filled ice cream cone and got a hold of a rotten meat bone thing (I got him to drop that one but it wasn't easy) off the road on our walks.

Blazers currently working on my shoe collection. He also has a project going on in my back room he's ripped up the carpet and tore up some of the floor bored under it. I've since blocked off that area. When I'm gone he opens the cabinets in my kitchen and has pulled my pots and pans out.

Willow and Bane ate a check that wasn't yet deposited that was sitting on the counter where I **thought** they wouldn't be able to get to it. Silly me for thinking they wouldn't! They've also grabbed a box of gallon size baggies and tore those apart as well.

Ok here's a really gross one that's just too good to pass up sharing:
Luna ate a few mouth fulls of horse poop earlier on our walk. She just vomited it back up and ate another bite of it again while I was grabbing paper towels to clean it up. ugh. Definitely the worst so far.

Today it was another crayon.
My 2 year old: "I want my blue. Give me the blue NOW!"
Luci: smirking in her crate
Me: "what do you need?"
2 year old: "My blue crayon"
Me, "Where is it?"
2 year old: "In Luci mouth"
Me: "If you feed the dog a crayon you won't get it back"
Luci: continues smirking at my 2 year old
2 year old: <stamping her feet about to go into full tantrum> "Luci ate my crayon. I want my blue"
Me: "She will poop it out."
My 7 year old: "ewww mom"
2 year old: "I don't want the crayon. I DON'T want the crayon. Where's my yellow?"
Luci: burp. smirk. woowoo